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An explorer was marching deep into the African jungle. After a few days he began to hear drums in the distance. He asked his guide what they meant.
“Dad," I said, "I’m sorry. I hate to tell you this, but there’s no way we can ever do this puzzle and make it look anything like that rooster on the box. How about I buy you a cup of coffee and tell you a good joke?”
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
- Mark Twain